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PostSubject: Phoebe's songs   Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:44 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:00 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:20 am

i think... yes I'm sure of it... that my favorite line from a song is: your love, your love... is like a giant pigeon.. crapping on my heart..



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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:10 am

Here are all of Phoebe's songs.

Your Love
Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love,
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la...

No Power
New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy.
LA la, la LA la, LA la...

Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...

Mother's Ashes
My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes,
are resting in a little yellow jar.
And sometimes, when it's breezy,
I feel a little sneezy, and now I...

My Man
You don't have to be awake to be my man.
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day,
there's something I have got to say...

Babies
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
and you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...

Trapped in the Hospital Closet
And they found their bodies the very next day,
they found their bodies the very next day,
la la la, la la la, la la la...

Shower Song
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.

I Play For Me
When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity
La lalala lalalalalalala
lalala lalala lalalalalalala....

Double Jointed Boy
...was the double, double, double-jointed boy.

Stephanie
Stephanie...
knows all the chords.

Terry's a Jerk!
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
You're all invited to bite me!

Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl, we'll call her Betty
And a guy, let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly...
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!

Grandma
Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La

Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do
There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't.
'Cause that's another thing
That you don't wanna do
Everybody!
That's another thing
That you don't wanna do.

The Cow in the Meadow
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Now, chickens!

Sometimes
Sometimes men love women
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
La lalala lalalalala la
La la lalala lala la la

Smelly Cat (long version)
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Crusty Old Man
And a crusty old man
said, "I'll do what I can,"
and the rest of the rats played moroccas.

Sticky Shoes
My favorite shoes, so good to me, I wear them everyday.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes, don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end, with them I'm one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light,
I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the pile.

Jingle Bitch
Jingle Bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell Jingle Whore!
Go to hell, go to hell,
go to hell-hell-hell.

Crazy Underwear
Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt.
Crazy underwear, always in a rut.
Crazy underwear....

Colors
and fuchsia and mauve.
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom.

Dumb, Drunken Bitch!
...dumb, drunken bitch!

Goats Are Parading
Parading, goats are parading;
parading down the street.
Parading, goats are parading;
leaving little treats.

Paper Mache' Man
I'm, I'm still waiting for my papier-mache' man.

Tiny Tarzan
Little tiny Tarzan,
swinging on an nose hair,
swinging with the greatest of ease...

Holiday Song (1)
Happy Hanukkah, Monica.
May your Christmas be snowy, Joey.
Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross.
Spin the dreidel, Rachel!

Holiday Song (2)
Happy happy Hanukkah,
Chandler and Monica.
Very merry...
[note: at this point Chandler interrupts to say he's not Jewish.]

Holiday Song (3)
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "all you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler"].

Fetus
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will... buy you some Adidas.

Ode To a Pubic Hair
I found you in my bed!
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair!
Little black curly hair!
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair!

Heart Attacks
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see.
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free.
Tell all your hate and anger it's time to say good-bye,
And that is just what I will do, as soon as those bastards I work for die!
La lalala lalalalala la, lalala lalala la la...

Monica
Twelve years old and addicted to pork,
No one thought Monica would marry.
She knew her way around a knife and a fork...

Chandler
First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay,
But here I am singing
on his wedding day.

Whenever I get Married
Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing?
Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!

She Just Stayed and Stayed
We thought Phoebe would leave,
but she just stayed and stayed.
That's right, I'm here all night,
and Chandler will never get laid.

Ceremoney
Who will perform the ceremony?
Who will perform the ceremony?

Argentina
And there's a country called Argentina,
It's a place I've never seen.
But I'm told for 50 pesos,
You can buy a human spleen,
Human spleen.

The Woman smelled like Garbage
It wasn't just that she was fat,
the woman smelled like garbage.
Everyone!
It wasn't just that she was fat,
the woman smelled like garbage.

Emma's Birthday Song
Emma,
Your name poses a dilemna,
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma.
Maybe the actor Richard Crenna
(he played the commanding officer in Rambo)
Happy Birthday Emma!

Best Day Ever
Aahh, aahh, aahh...
When the sun comes up,
bright and beaming!
And the moon comes...

Don't Take No
Bum bum bum
Don't take no for an answer!
Bum bum bum
Don't let love fly away!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum...
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:16 pm

ChanChanMan- you're my hero for getting all these lyrics up. I always wanted to hear how Pervert Parade went though what?
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:42 pm

I would totally buy a Phoebe CD.
Hey, in which episode she sings "Monica"?
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:33 pm

I was about to ask the same question bro... what?

She's the best! And it just reminded me of Ross playing the keyboard!!!!!!! They should launch a CD together!

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:34 pm

Oh 'Goats Are Parading' is soo cute hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:49 am



I love this one.

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:58 am

Haha.

Here goes another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNXIZuIBJKs

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:10 am

I love how Smelly Cat was in baby Phoebe's unconscious when her dad made it up to make her sleep!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:12 am

Andy wrote:
I love how Smelly Cat was in baby Phoebe's unconscious when her dad made it up to make her sleep!!!!

yesss!!!! smile sleepy girl.. sleepy girl.. hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:41 am

lexcentralperk wrote:
I would totally buy a Phoebe CD.
Hey, in which episode she sings "Monica"?
Me too! That would be so awesome.
Phoebe sings, "Monica" in the first episode of season 7.
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:47 am

What if we all recorded one Phoebe song and posted the audios here for us to listen and have fun?! *crazy idea

You don't need to be a singer at all (like myself am not!)

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:55 am

Great idea, hahaha. And about being a singer or not, Phoebe wasn't, so... hahahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:30 pm

Yeah, right! Hahahah

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:52 am

hahahahaha I would love to do that, Andy! I totally suck at singing but I love to sing haha smile
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:14 am

Ok, I'll start then, I'll try and record tonight and post it here later ;) I'll start with the classic Smelly Cat! \o/

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:54 pm

Haha, I'll try some songs too :P
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:20 am

Yeah, let's do it! \o
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:34 pm

Adriane, come and participate with us in this Phoebecious endeavour! \o/

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:45 am

OH MY GOD, I AM SO EXCITED! Hahahaha
I will totally do it!
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:48 am

I want to sing the Grandma song! You know... "Grandma is a person that everyone likes..."
Is that okay?
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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:32 pm

Great!!!!!! Pick yours guys!

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PostSubject: Re: Phoebe's songs   Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:16 pm

I guess I'll sing "Argentina" :)
"Grandma" is also such a great song!

Look what I found:



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