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 Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!

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PostSubject: Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!   Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:37 am

I HAD to put this here! :D Enjoy!

Never use “we were on a break” as an excuse

Remember it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal

Everybody has a lobster <3

Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank

For more space in bed, use the ‘hug and roll’ technique

Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

You can do a lot with just cups and ice

Always say the right name at the altar

Powder and lotion will not help hot and sticky leather pants

Man bags aren’t manly

Don’t count mississippily when in a tanning booth

“How you doin’?” Never fails

If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it

Never let a monkey near a tv remote

Only in prison do they ‘cup’ whilst measuring for pants

It’s not smelly cat’s fault

Always read make up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages long front and back

You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80s where it belongs

A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you’ve ever had

Never let slip to a child that they are adopted

Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

There’s no such thing as shark porn

Your first name is not your family’s name

Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women

A ‘day of fun’ is a good way to get to know someone

Everyone has an identical hand twin

Eating too much meat can cause ‘meat sweats’

It’s never too late to resurrect the routine, just don’t change it

Regina Phalange and Ken Adams make great fake names

It’s possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds

When moving a couch upstairs, pivot

A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

Always double check for measurements when making an entertainment unit

Playing too much on arcade machines can lead to getting ‘the claw’

Ugly, naked, and (guy?) Do not make for an attractive combination

Never pose for a v.d. poster campaign

‘Pheebs’ is short for phoebe; it’s not just what we call our friends

Never let a duck and a chick near a foosball table

Wooden spoons and toy tricks make great massage tools

Never put your head in a turkey

Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox

Never bet your apartment in a game of ‘who knows who’

Don’t leave tooth whitening gel on for longer than recommended

W.E.N.U.S. stands for… Ummm…

Everyone is entitled to a ‘freebie’ list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises

There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1 2 3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3 2, 2, a 2 4 6, 2 4 6, 4, 2,2, 4 7, 5 7, 6 7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… seven!

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PostSubject: Re: Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!   Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:01 am

his_lobster wrote:

When moving a couch upstairs, pivot
Hahaha that one made me laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!   Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:12 am

Ahh I have the same poster hung up in my bedroom. And I've started making each point into a graphic on my tumblr (not finished though).
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PostSubject: Re: Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!   Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:46 pm

I want this poster so much!
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PostSubject: Re: Everything I Know in Life I Learned from FRIENDS!   Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:40 pm

Me too!!!

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